Can you hear it?
Not yet? OK, hang in there. The goal is to have you º¬Ðß²ÝÑо¿Éç˜hearº¬Ðß²ÝÑо¿Éç™ this piece, if possible for you of course, and without any fancy computer technology.
Prior to Christmas, I absent-mindedly opened a can of diet Ginger Ale (donº¬Ðß²ÝÑо¿Éç™t judge). There was no one else home, it was completely quiet and the º¬Ðß²ÝÑо¿Éç˜clack, tssssshhhhº¬Ðß²ÝÑо¿Éç™ sound just seemed to resonate more than usual.
Opening of a pop or beer can has to be one of the best sounds out there. Got me thinking. What are the other º¬Ðß²ÝÑо¿Éç˜bestº¬Ðß²ÝÑо¿Éç™ sounds?
So, with the help of some of my talented Black Press colleagues, hereº¬Ðß²ÝÑо¿Éç™s a sample of those sounds.
º¬Ðß²ÝÑо¿Éç¢ The crunch, crunch of skates on ice, especially the first couple of steps. Even better if youº¬Ðß²ÝÑо¿Éç™re outside on a pond or a lake. Anyone else remember the frightening sound of ice º¬Ðß²ÝÑо¿Éç˜settlingº¬Ðß²ÝÑо¿Éç™ beneath you when youº¬Ðß²ÝÑо¿Éç™re way out above deep water? You thought it was cracking and you were about to meet a watery demise? Still sends chills down my spine.
º¬Ðß²ÝÑо¿Éç¢ The rumble of a V8 engine. Always awesome. Reminds me of days watching my first sports hero, Rick Oº¬Ðß²ÝÑо¿Éç™Dell, at Western Speedway. Being in the pits or front row and listening as the cars zoomed by in a pack (even more intense at an Indy Car or F1 race) was always memorable. Stick tap (also a great sound) to the sound of an idling dragster or funny car. Iº¬Ðß²ÝÑо¿Éç™d even toss in the distinctive sound of an old VW engine.
º¬Ðß²ÝÑо¿Éç¢ Harder to find these days, but the smooth slice of a paper cutter.
º¬Ðß²ÝÑо¿Éç¢ My ringtone. The guitar intro by º¬Ðß²ÝÑо¿Éç˜Sweet Child oº¬Ðß²ÝÑо¿Éç™ Mineº¬Ðß²ÝÑо¿Éç™ by Guns Nº¬Ðß²ÝÑо¿Éç™ Roses. Live a Pavlovian dog, I instinctively reach for my phone whenever I hear the song on the radio.
º¬Ðß²ÝÑо¿Éç¢ The º¬Ðß²ÝÑо¿Éç˜hisssssssssss thwackº¬Ðß²ÝÑо¿Éç™ sound of a good fastball hitting a catcherº¬Ðß²ÝÑо¿Éç™s mitt. Also the perfect sound (and feeling) when you absolutely barrel up on a pitch. Similar to a perfectly piped golf drive.
º¬Ðß²ÝÑо¿Éç¢ The ping of a shot off a metal goalpost. Even better if youº¬Ðß²ÝÑо¿Éç™re the goalie.
º¬Ðß²ÝÑо¿Éç¢ A babyº¬Ðß²ÝÑо¿Éç™s uncontrolled giggle. Try not to laugh yourself.
º¬Ðß²ÝÑо¿Éç¢ A chainsaw firing up. Same for an old lawn mower.
º¬Ðß²ÝÑо¿Éç¢ My Mumº¬Ðß²ÝÑо¿Éç™s voice. Man, I wish we had more videos back in the day. Also the distinctive sound of any family memberº¬Ðß²ÝÑо¿Éç™s walk in the hall at night.
º¬Ðß²ÝÑо¿Éç¢ A rotary phone when you had a series of higher numbers.
º¬Ðß²ÝÑо¿Éç¢ The noise of a diving board when you jump as high as you can. Also the calming sound after you enter the water.
º¬Ðß²ÝÑо¿Éç¢ The first bite of a foldover kettle chip.
º¬Ðß²ÝÑо¿Éç¢ The woosh tearing off the metal lid on a fresh container of tennis balls.
º¬Ðß²ÝÑо¿Éç¢ The pleasing slice of scissors skating atop wrapping paper.
º¬Ðß²ÝÑо¿Éç¢ The staccato popping of bubble wrap.
º¬Ðß²ÝÑо¿Éç¢ The thunderous ending to a fireworks show. (Dogs donº¬Ðß²ÝÑо¿Éç™t agree).
º¬Ðß²ÝÑо¿Éç¢ Thunder itself. And lightning. And pounding rain outside your window.
º¬Ðß²ÝÑо¿Éç¢ The crunch of your boot steps in fresh snow, while youº¬Ðß²ÝÑо¿Éç™re otherwise surrounded by a cloak of white silence.
º¬Ðß²ÝÑо¿Éç¢ The rush of a raging river. The calming sounds of waves lapping on the beach.
º¬Ðß²ÝÑо¿Éç¢ The school bell/buzzer to end the day.
º¬Ðß²ÝÑо¿Éç¢ The piercing shriek of a boiling kettle.
º¬Ðß²ÝÑо¿Éç¢ Birds chirping outside your open window on a summer morning.
º¬Ðß²ÝÑо¿Éç¢ The flapping of sheets, hanging on a clothesline and dancing in the breeze.
º¬Ðß²ÝÑо¿Éç¢ The bang of º¬Ðß²ÝÑо¿Éç˜capsº¬Ðß²ÝÑо¿Éç™ from those little toy guns back in the day.
º¬Ðß²ÝÑо¿Éç¢ The º¬Ðß²ÝÑо¿Éç˜cheep, cheep, tweeetº¬Ðß²ÝÑо¿Éç™ of Mattel Classic Football, still the worldº¬Ðß²ÝÑо¿Éç™s best electronic game.
So, have you º¬Ðß²ÝÑо¿Éç˜heardº¬Ðß²ÝÑо¿Éç™ any of them yet as you read along?
Hereº¬Ðß²ÝÑо¿Éç™s some more, from my colleagues:
º¬Ðß²ÝÑо¿Éç¢ Guitar fuzz set just left to sustain.
º¬Ðß²ÝÑо¿Éç¢ The Seismic Charges from Star Wars.
º¬Ðß²ÝÑо¿Éç¢ R2D2º¬Ðß²ÝÑо¿Éç™s screams when something goes wrong.
º¬Ðß²ÝÑо¿Éç¢ The sound of a really nice bike freehub when it spins.
º¬Ðß²ÝÑо¿Éç¢ The crackle of a campfire.
º¬Ðß²ÝÑо¿Éç¢ Loons at a lake (the birds, I hope).
º¬Ðß²ÝÑо¿Éç¢ Distant train horns.
º¬Ðß²ÝÑо¿Éç¢ A dog snoring; a cat purring.
º¬Ðß²ÝÑо¿Éç¢ Anchor chains, plane engines and train whistles.
º¬Ðß²ÝÑо¿Éç¢ Those chimes that precede announcements on the ferries.
What are some of your favourites? Anything not listed here that resonated with you? Let me know.
PQB News/VI Free Daily editor can be reached by email at philip.wolf@blackpress.ca or by phone at 250-905-0019.